Gangster Shoots off Penis
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gyrfalcon
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Post subject: Gangster Shoots off Penis Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 1:06 am |
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A would-be gangster shot himself in the crutch when his gun went off half cocked in his pocket.
Lukas Neuhardt, 27, had forgotten to put the safety catch on when he stuffed the gun into his trouser pocket to impress pals in Saarbruecken, Germany.
He told paramedics that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crutch in a bungled robbery.
But police found a hole in his statement when they saw that the gunshot had miraculously left his trousers intact.
"Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself," said a police source.
Now - after surgeons stitched his manhood back together - he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti gun laws. - ananova.com
(Can someone move to stupid gun stuff? I posted in the wrong area)
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Andrew Rothman
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Post subject: Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 3:25 am |
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J. R.
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Post subject: Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 7:02 am |
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The pistol is not the only thing that is now half cocked.
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KA0OLD
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Post subject: Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 11:52 am |
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What if the gun had been loaded with blanks?
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Srigs
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Post subject: Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 7:14 pm |
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J. R. wrote: The pistol is not the only thing that is now half cocked. Quote: What if the gun had been loaded with blanks?
I'm sure it is now
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pablobear
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Post subject: Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 8:42 pm |
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KA0OLD wrote: What if the gun had been loaded with blanks?
If he had gotten it in the balls, he sure would be shootin' blanks.
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Traveler
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Post subject: Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 7:51 am |
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This is your "weapon", and this is your "gun". This is for fighting, and this is for fun.
I still wonder why that was drilled into me at such a young age, by a father no less. It probably had something to do with that mid-1940's military experience he had
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beeger
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Post subject: Re: Gangster Shoots off Penis Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:05 pm |
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Ouch !!!! What did Forest say ? Stupid is as stupid does ?
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mrokern
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Post subject: Re: Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:00 pm |
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Traveler wrote: This is your "weapon", and this is your "gun". This is for fighting, and this is for fun. I still wonder why that was drilled into me at such a young age, by a father no less. It probably had something to do with that mid-1940's military experience he had Hey, according to my dad, that was still alive and well in the late 60's / early 70's...
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