But first, a little Christmas cheer:



George and Cheri have told me that the last Saturday in December is open (DECEMBER 27th!!), so we can get together, and maybe show off some new Christmas presents and swap notes on who has how much ammo stashed in case Obama bin Laden makes us priority #1. So spread the word and post in THIS THREAD how many people you expect to bring. The last meeting was a huge success, and Cheri cooked for 45 people and 42 showed up, and everybody had a good time and got stuffed with DELICIOUS fried food and a few EFFEN Gopher coneys. BURP!!!!

For the rookies, the rules are the same: Put $10 per person in the jar as you go through the line, and it's all you can eat, plus tea, coffee, and OJ. If you want pop, mixed drinks, or beer you have to pay yourself, and kids under 5 are free. Please be advised that this is an EFFEN OPEN CARRY BREAKFAST ,and seeing as George calls me a "stumpy fingered phaggot" when I have my 50 ON me, I'd hate to hear what he might say to somebody that wasn't carrying. (Probably something about your momma and Obama and the sum of 25 cents!!)

So let's do this one more time before the new year comes around. Be there or be square, hungry, and lonely!!!

Is this a serious happening? And it sounds like a late breakfast type of thing. am i correct in this? sounds like it might be fun to go to.

It's serious in the sense that it's for real. The mood is never serious at all. It starts at 9AM. Yes it would.

It is serious, and it is also serious fun. You have the opportunity to put some names with faces. Wonderful group of people. And you get to enjoy the "EFFEN GOPHER"; an experience in and of itself. You can go for the buffet breakfast, or if you are like some of us you can go for the famous Gopher Coneys'. Breakfast of Champions

What the??? posting a card with profanity regarding the birthday of Jesus Christ That is sick and wrong!!

I would prefer it if the the snowman had an effen beer in each hand.

And assuming nothing effen goes wrong, I'll be there.

Seeing as we already have profanity regaring the EFFEN bar itself and EFFEN Obama bin Laden, are you suggesting I rephrase this in a different EFFEN order?

P.S. I carry an EFFEN 50 caliber pistol and you have a poodle shooter pimp caliber pistol- jo EFFEN momma!!!


[major bitch slapping]

How many EFFEN Gopher coneys can YOU eat, ROOKIE???)

[/major bitch slapping]

That card might, in fact, offend some, but dare I say that many who care so deeply for the 2nd Amendment overlook the 1st Amendment as they stumble past it?

I believe that in this case the offense would be termed a "sin", something that the absence of would relegate all clergy irrelevant. I, for one, see this as an opportunity to offer work to those clergy folk, ensuring job security in these most troubling financial times.

So this is at 9am, at the Gopher Bar? Could someone give me an address for it? Is this open for anyone?

The Gopher Bar is at 241 7th St E, St. Paul. That is the north east corner of 7th and Wacouta in downtown St. Paul.

It is open for anyone. I should really go to this one since I live one block away.

- Dave

Thanks alot. I think I will try to make it as well. Sounds like it could be fun.

With the demise of "Honky Mike's", the Gopher Bar may easily be found by following the erstwhile residents of the Mission as they leave there after breakfast. They tend to migrate in the direction of the nearest bar, the Gopher being one of them.

Sounds great!
Will see if my son and another buddy would like to come along.

Quandry... what to wear... a stainless .40 cal "church gun" or .45 ACP working gun?

We were through this last time. It's the EFFEN Gopher Bar, wear BOTH!

There are multiple people who attend this event who have TWO or MORE guns on them. Stradawhovious claimed four, but we could only see three, and the last was supposed to be in thunderwear, but NOBODY wanted to look or feel to make sure!!!!